Comments on Bunsnip: Checks, FedEx, and Doctor's Appointments

Harre Gud. I feel you, Sra.

First, you ass...

2011-01-18T00:12:42.083-08:00

Harre Gud. I feel you, Sra.

First, you assign a time period. "This is the worst month/week/day/hour/decade in the world, and the next thing that goes wrong, I'm going to poop right here on the floor so that someone in the world has to deal with the shit I've been dealing with."

Then you memorize the list of things that have gone wrong in said time period. And add to it with a vengeance. Like the doc's office. Not relevant to moving, but it's in the same month.

The other way to put it is, moving sucks. It sucks away all your will to cope with anything else that goes wrong.

God. Your move is my 7-week menstrual period.

I'd love to tell you it'll be over soon. But I can offer no such guarantee.

You can, however, be assured that you will meet fascinating strangers and be surprised constantly.

Dude. I miss moving. No, wait. Not at all. But adventure? It's worth the poopiest poop-on-the-floor month in history.

You'll be there soon.

(See, that's what I wrote to you instead of an impassioned rampage on WHY THE FUCK SHOULD MOVING BE THIS COMPLICATED AND IMPOSSIBLE IN OUR MOBILE, DIGITALLY-ENABLED, NO-ONE-FUCKING-STAYS-IN-THE-TOWN-WHERE-SHE-GREW-UP ECONOMY. LIKE HELL AM I GOING TO TRAVEL FROM STATE TO STATE WITH $7,000 CASH IN MY PURSE, WHICH IS WHAT I HAD TO PAY TO MOVE TO UTAH. WHY CAN'T I MAKE CAPITAL LETTERS BIGGER AT WILL?

MOVING

IS

BULL

SHIT.

Yeah, time to lay off that PBR.

Lemme just say that I feel you, Sra.)

Harre Gud. I feel you, Sra. First, you assign a ...

2009-07-22T00:15:25.339-07:00

Thanks for the good wishes, folks. This has been a...

2009-07-21T14:20:58.375-07:00

Thanks for the good wishes, folks. This has been a terrible month, but I'm thinking maybe school will prove not as daunting after all this.

I'm going to have to remember that crazy kook line next time stuff like this comes up :)

Oh My Goodness. First time reader but just had to...

2009-07-21T13:27:38.736-07:00

Oh My Goodness. First time reader but just had to comment. I just about cried along with you as I read this post! Hope hope your August is better then you stressed out July!

Holy crap.

2009-07-19T19:11:05.318-07:00

Holy crap.

I, also, couldn't understand how people though...

2009-07-19T17:44:20.320-07:00

I, also, couldn't understand how people thought What About Bob? was funny. I lamented the destiny of Richard Dreyfus and wanted to slap Bill Murray's character silly. I always felt like saying: "Shut up, shut up, you crazy kook, shut up!"

My stomach hurts when I observe people who refuse to stop asking for attention, the kind who never get the point that you will NEVER, EVER, EVER allow them even into the very suburbs of your life.

Poor, Dryfus, indeed.

This is quite a post.
Hm.
I'll tell you what my Dad always tells me: "In spite of all the stupidity you see around you, you shall prevail."

Comments on Bunsnip: Checks, FedEx, and Doctor's Appointments

Harre Gud. I feel you, Sra. First, you ass...

Harre Gud. I feel you, Sra. First, you assign a ...

Thanks for the good wishes, folks. This has been a...

Oh My Goodness. First time reader but just had to...

Holy crap.

I, also, couldn't understand how people though...

Harre Gud. I feel you, Sra.

First, you ass...