Sra: Does that pregnancy test still say I'm not pregnant?
Ian: It says... yes.
Sra: Yes... I'm not pregnant?
Sra: Phew! Thank god!
*Dear Carolyn:* *When my son’s eldest started to talk, I encouraged her to call me “G-ma” because I didn’t care for “Grandma.” She never could learn G-m...
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