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Thursday, June 12, 2008

King of Kings = Dino-Rider!

Ok, I don't usually post twice in one day, but this is something I found on one of the blogs I read that simply must be shared. It's from And I am Not Lying, and it involves Jesus riding a dinosaur. Here's a little preview, but click on over to see the rest of the picture; you won't regret it.


Really? Noah put dinosaurs on the ark along with the little lambs and everything else? That must have been some BIG mother effing ark if it fit not only two of EVERY animal, but two of EVERY DINOSAUR too!

I must say, I didn't even know that dinosaurs and man walked the Earth at the same time, but I guess when you consider that the Earth is only about 6,000 years old, it only makes sense.

I can totally see Jesus riding a T-Rex. The King of Kings on the King of Dinosaurs -- it's fitting.


Update: BlackGaff posted a comment with an excellent link about Creationist Museums. I recommend it highly.



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15 comments:

Sovknight said...

You know, it makes sense now. T-Rexes on the Ark. Now we know what happened to the:

Unicorns
Centaurs
Giant Sloths
Noah's mother in law
Pegasuses

... and Cyclopses.


I want that picture of Jesus and the dino on a T-shirt.

Sra said...

Damn straight that's what happened! (I love the MIL bit, BTW)

Let's make dino Jesus T-shirts, then!

The Over-Thinker said...

So C and I saw Eddie Izzard a few weeks for his new stand-up show, Stripped. He did a complete logistical analysis of the animals on the ark. When it comes out on DVD, you'll need to give it a watch.

Thank you for the link--you're absolutely right--I did not regret it.

The Over-Thinker said...

Forgot to add:

The only thing that would make that picture better would be if he was riding Trogdor.

Also--this is the funniest jesus-thing since Buddy-Christ.

Sra said...

(1) I am so jealous you saw Eddie live. That would be the tits-screw. I will look for the new dvd of course, they are always a riot.

(2) I don't know who Trogdor is. Does that make me a bad person?

(3) You're right, this is even better than the Buddy Christ, which was itself magnificent.

Ben Sloan said...

I believe the official position is that Noah was able to fit all the dinosaurs on the ark because he brought on babies and they wouldn't grow any larger than their stalls.

You know, like how you stick a kitten in a jar and it never grows to a full sized cat.

What? That's not real? Preposterous!

Sra said...

Baby dinosaurs! I bet the Muppet Babies were there too.

BlackGaff said...

Have you seen any posts on the Creationism Museum? Awesome Stuff.

This is the only blog I could find that's still active:

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2008/06/exploring-creation-museum-americas-new.html

Sra said...

Brilliant link, Gaff, thanks so much!

Claire said...

I'm so sad that I missed this the first time around. I was once nearly pulled into a fistfight with an angry, bearded little coworker who insisted that the fossils of dinosaurs had been planted as "tricks" by Old Scratch. Disaster was averted only when I offered to buy him this.

Sra said...

Wow, I can't tell if that's a real product or not! With Christians, it seems anything is possible.

Sra said...

Wow, I can't tell if that's a real product or not! With Christians, it seems anything is possible.

Claire said...

I'm so sad that I missed this the first time around. I was once nearly pulled into a fistfight with an angry, bearded little coworker who insisted that the fossils of dinosaurs had been planted as "tricks" by Old Scratch. Disaster was averted only when I offered to buy him this.

BlackGaff said...

Have you seen any posts on the Creationism Museum? Awesome Stuff.

This is the only blog I could find that's still active:

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2008/06/exploring-creation-museum-americas-new.html

Sra said...

Baby dinosaurs! I bet the Muppet Babies were there too.

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